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  TOASTS FOR BACHELORETTE PARTIES




Here are a couple of toasts that our friend who is a bit of a beat poet came up with. Her name is Elka, her last name is Hollic.

A Toast to My Best Friend

As I think of the years gone by
The memories could make me cry
but I choose instead to smile
'cus now I'll get a man once in a while!


Heads up from your married girlfriends

Dear Bachelorette,
Being off the market might be sad
especially will all the men you've had
but as you say goodbye to the Joes Dave's and Robs
remember, you've given your last blowjob.
 

 

See a Comedy Show - We recommend Dells Comedy Club in Wisconsin Dells.  It's the #1 Place to Take the Bachelorette Party for the Wild 4 Hypnosis Comedy Show Don't Forget To Ask For Group Pricing for Groups of 15 or more.  Dells Comedy Club Features Many "SEX" Drinks on their menu at very reasonable prices.  Usually around $4.00  Best of all even Teen Sisters or Cousins can join you for the night at the comedy club.  So no one is truly left out!

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